Today I have felt miserable. Stricken with womanly cramps and such. My belly button is a weird one, it's a mash up of an innie and an outie. I've even had people make fun of it, asking me what's growing out of my belly button. When my mother gave birth to me I decided to take her uterus along with me turning it inside out in the process, they cut my cord messily in the rush and so now I always have my belly button to remind me of what my mother went through just bringing me into this world and she's been through even more to just to keep me in it. She's the greatest.
Cute. I like the story.
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